About Parker

Yo, I'm Parker!

Apparently, I'm up for adoption? Not totally sure what that means, but everyone keeps giving me treats and calling me handsome, so I'm rolling with it.

I'm an English Foxhound, which I guess is fancy talk for "tall guy with excellent ears and a powerful nose." I'm about 3 years and 9 months old - old enough to know better, young enough to still make questionable life choices.
Here's the deal:

I'm cool with kids - they're fun, and sometimes they drop snacks.

Got another dog? Let's meet. I like buddies, but I also respect personal space (sometimes I pretend I don't, just to be funny).

You work full-time? All good. I'm pretty chill during the day. I'll nap, maybe patrol the yard for rogue leaves, then act like I've been so lonely when you get home. Classic move.

I enjoy walks, sniffing stuff for long, mysterious reasons, and looking dramatic in the wind. People say I'm "goofy in a charming way," but honestly? I'm just doing my thing.

Anyway, if you're into floppy ears, a sweet soul, and a guy who sometimes forgets what he was doing mid-sniff... I might be your guy.

Later, gator.
Parker