About Beaky Blinders

Name: Beaky Blinders
Breed: Chicken (exact lineage classified information)
Age: Young but world-weary
Criminal Record: None. Allegations only.

Meet Beaky Blinders, the sharp-beaked mastermind of the coop. Don't let the innocent clucks fool you-this bird runs a tight operation. Known for strutting like he owns the yard, Beaky has a flair for the dramatic and a stare that says, "You lookin' at my scratch grain?"

Beaky enjoys:

Strategic dust baths

Watching everything. Judging silently.

Pecking first, asking questions never

Standing slightly apart from the flock like a misunderstood anti-hero

He's surprisingly loyal once he trusts you and will follow you around as if you're part of the gang. While not big on cuddling, Beaky shows affection by not pecking you. That's love.

Ideal home:
A coop with room to roam, a human who respects boundaries, and zero snitches. Best suited for someone who appreciates a chicken with personality, presence, and a strong moral code (his own).

Adopt Beaky Blinders today-because every yard deserves a legend.